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I'm Alexis

Jul 30 '14

I love the conversations that get fucking weird

Jul 30 '14

drake & josh

  • season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
  • season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Jul 30 '14

tattookink:

when you at a family event and somebody say ‘all the boys gone be chasing after you’

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Jul 29 '14

(Source: justplaincher)

Jul 29 '14

intense-silence:

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system.

wtf serious

Jul 29 '14
Jul 29 '14

shaman-music:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

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DAPHNE WHO THE FUCK U THINK U FOOLIN 

fred finna tear it up in the basement

Jul 29 '14

truth:

recklessandclassy:

recklessandclassy:

Maybe girls would stop putting guys in the friend zone if guys stopped putting girls in the I wanna fuck you but dont want to get to know you zone

holy shit lol my post got 140 notes…

Jul 29 '14

(Source: exploresque)

Jul 29 '14

kingcheddarxvii:

sleepingcowboys:

THEY HAVE THE SWEETEST VOICES EVER ;~;

This is animal crossing

(Source: thedeerking)

Jul 28 '14

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

Jul 28 '14

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark)

Jul 28 '14
Jul 28 '14

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk)

Jul 28 '14

(Source: go-polly-world)