Alexis, 15. billion lords a leapin'
“Thanks, I grew it myself”
ELOHEL. wtf. America you suck. (Taken with instagram)
this is why nobody likes you, america.
| Tumblr: | Only a heartless person would scroll pa- |
| Me: | *Scrolls past* |
| Me: | Caring is not an advantage |
tonight, we are young so lets
read homosexual fanfiction and cry over band members and drown our faces into buckets of food and watch tv shows and then have breakdowns over fictional characters and and hyperventilate over 30 year old actors who are hotter
than the sun
| Before tumblr: | Wow that's sad |
| After tumblr: | MY CREY ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW |
| Before tumblr: | He's cute |
| After tumblr: | YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED |
| Before tumblr: | Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out |
| After tumblr: | DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH |
| Before tumblr: | I'm bored |
| After tumblr: | guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you |
| Before tumblr: | What a cute couple |
| After tumblr: | I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS |