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what

I'm Alexis

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

ratgod:

I love everyone in oitnb so much..

Sep 1 '14
my neck, my track

(Source: soundcloud.com)

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

Sep 1 '14

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14
  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
Sep 1 '14
Sep 1 '14

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

(Source: anchorsandmoons)

Sep 1 '14

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

Sep 1 '14

stigmartyr762:

helioscentrifuge:

combeferret:

kitties are kitties no matter what size

sploosh

That lion has one of the most majestic looking manes, that I’ve ever seen before.

(Source: togifs)

Sep 1 '14