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I'm Alexis

Jul 25 '14

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

Jul 25 '14

teenbitch:

how u gon carry a baby for 9 months and name it gary

Jul 25 '14

pandaexpressvevo:

god bless

Jul 25 '14

equalistsfuckshitup:

story time when i was 16 my mom and i were watching ellen and my mom says 

‘oh look my favorite lesbian!’

and i said ‘i thought i was your favorite lesbian?’

and she just stared at me for a moment and said 

‘oh ok. ‘

and we just continued watching 

and thats how i came out to my mother

Jul 25 '14

voldesnorts:

harlequin-dreams:

womxxn:

We went to this burger place for lunch (turned out to be a drag bar which was shitty in other ways) but the walls were papered with rolling stones covers and it just really becomes obvious when you see lots of magazine covers next to each other that men are treated as people and women are treated as objects.

THIS PROVES MY POINT SO HARD IT SMASHES YOU IN THE TEETH

GOSH DARN IT I HOPE YOU FEEL THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE

Jul 25 '14

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

Jul 25 '14

(Source: krakenguts)

Jul 25 '14
andennichel:

finallyfam0uss:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

hahahahahahah


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

andennichel:

finallyfam0uss:

villarrr:

THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAVORITE THING

hahahahahahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Jul 25 '14
ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

ridge:

i have never felt so bad for a confused mother

Jul 25 '14

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

Jul 25 '14

have you ever realised that sleeping is just your eyes staring at your eyelids all night long

(Source: coastlineteens)

Jul 24 '14
theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

theauthoryperson:

egberts:

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

Jul 24 '14

(Source: menthuthuyoupi)

Jul 24 '14
Jul 24 '14
artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD