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I'm Alexis

Aug 27 '14

internetgf:

pugsies:

Scene Queens: Where Are They Now?

Episode One

i didn’t know just how badly i needed to see this

Aug 27 '14
becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?


WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

becausebirds:

chiltonomics:

owls-only:

An owl landed in a bar

deAR SIR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY WIZARD?

WHAT IS THIS STRANGE PLACE

Aug 27 '14

becausebirds:

Did you know that ostriches can ski?

Aug 27 '14

becausebirds:

These birds are trained to panhandle people for money. Behold their piggy bank-depositing skillz.

Aug 27 '14

becausebirds:

Marnie the Parrot receives a plush bunny for her birthday.

Aug 26 '14
becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

becausebirds:

MAKIN’ IT RAINNNN

Aug 26 '14
Aug 26 '14
soaply:

fvckie:

please do not smoke the frogs

why is it holding a stick this is a forest guardian or at least a frog in a position of power clearly

soaply:

fvckie:

please do not smoke the frogs

why is it holding a stick this is a forest guardian or at least a frog in a position of power clearly

(Source: who-started-this-fuckery)

Aug 26 '14

cthulhupeelz:

cyclopette:

lil piggy tippy toes…………

OMG ANOTHER ONE, CORBIN

(Source: vine.co)

Aug 26 '14

clraft:

how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you

like:

  • garbage cans
  • dog shit
  • asshole people
  • those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
Aug 26 '14
furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

furiousfragileandfree:

I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

(Source: rydenarmani)

Aug 26 '14

seabelle:

I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they

Aug 26 '14
swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

Aug 26 '14

rissawesome:

agender-ara:

flagitiousbunny:

WHAT ARE BIRDS

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

(Source: boyquail)

Aug 26 '14
worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here

worshiptheband:

wow im just going to leave this here